My mom is dating a much younger man
This is the guy who's missed so much in his years on the planet that being with him makes you feel embalmed.
I stopped dating a 48-year-old television executive when he labeled me a "maniac" because I said I sunbathed topless.
The serially cohabiting older man sees dodging the bullet of matrimony as a badge of honor.
"This is nothing compared to the long lines during the oil crisis," I say to my husband, Bronson, as he pulls into a particularly crowded Mobil station near the Holland Tunnel. Or could it be caused by something as shallow and immediate as a woman's not wanting anyone to think her date is her younger brother or, God help us, her son?